JUSTIN BROWN

Myth New Zealand

Hardback with CD included

Myth New Zealand

(Non-fiction.) This is Justin Brown's search to find 'the real New Zealand' - the place where number 8 fencing wire fixes everything and sheep run amok. He puts some of our most popular myths through a 21st-century reality check with more than a dash of humour. You'll find the print version here and the Kindle version here. While you're at it, you may enjoy the songs from the paperback version. Hear Justin being interviewed about the book and check out the original songs which come with the print version.

Bowling Through India

Paperback

Bowling Through India

(Non-fiction.) A blokes' weekend away. Yarns, jokes, good-humoured sledging, clowning around...the usual guy-time thing, right? But for these five Kiwi chaps - a high country farmer, a radio DJ, a businessman, a photographer and a shoe-string traveller called Blanket Boy- it gets a bit more complicated when it's decided...they're going to India, with a bat and a ball and a quest to play cricket wherever they can. Print and Kindle version.

Shot, Boom, Score!

(Middle grade fiction). A hilarious story about a boy who is promised a Gamebox V3 by his dad if he scores 20 wickets in cricket and 10 tries in rugby, but is foiled at every turn by the class bully. Here's the book as published by Allen and Unwin and the Kindle version. Here's Justin in a Woman's Weekly interview revealing the disgusting habit you thought only ten-year-olds did.

Kiwi Speak

Paperback

Kiwi Speak

(Non-fiction.) Do you speak Nu Zild? Over 150 years New Zealanders have developed their own take on the English language. And it's not just about fush and chups. Rather it's about the often hilarious and sometime downright baffling New Zealandisms Kiwis use in all sorts of situations, and for all types of pastimes and passions. Kiwi Speak is a premium bestseller, now in its fifth reprint. Others in the series are Rugby Speak and Cricket Speak.

UK on a G-String

(Non-fiction.) It was the bet of a lifetime - and if Justin Brown lost, he'd be forced to go to the other side of the world and pay his way home as a door-to-door busker. Sure enough, wannabe musician Brown found himself penniless and freezing. Armed with a duffle coat and a guitar, he travels the country in mid-winter, knocking on doors and singing for his supper. In UK on a G-String, Brown delivers an hilarious account of his journey, showing why he's become an award- winning travel writer and bestselling author. (The U.S version of this book is entitled One Man, 23 Beers and a Crazy Bet.)

In Search of Swingers

(Non-fiction.) Justin Brown has the crazy idea of touring the U.S and playing golf with whoever is on the front page of the newspaper in every town he visits. Amazingly, he's not arrested. With charm and wit, he blags his way into meeting clowns, Stevie Wonder impersonators, crocodile wranglers and drunken beauty queens. In Search of Swingers is a journey full of mayhem, self discovery and as it turns out, very little golf. You'll laugh and cringe at the situations this New Zealander gets into in a book that will restore your faith in mad journeys and the kindness of strangers.

The Dog That Ate The Bathroom

(Children's fiction.) Mr Nut is a naughty dog, but that doesn't mean you won't love him. Find out what happens when our canine hero pushes the boundaries even more than normal. This is a picture ebook written for all ages with brilliant illustrations by Guy Harkness. This is one of the the many online outlets where you can buy the book. Here are the author's daughters reading the story.

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The titles below are a mix of print and electronic - the latter of which can be found on my Amazon Author Page.


	Shop The titles below are a mix of print and electronic - the latter of which can be found on my Amazon Author Page. Myth New Zealand Hardback with CD included Myth New Zealand (Non-fiction.) This is Justin Brown's search to find 'the real New Zealand' - the place where number 8 fencing wire fixes everything and sheep run amok. He puts some of our most popular myths through a 21st-century reality check with more than a dash of humour. You'll find the print version here and the Kindle version here. While you're at it, you may enjoy the songs from the paperback version. Hear Justin being interviewed about the book and check out the original songs which come with the print version. Bowling Through India Paperback Bowling Through India (Non-fiction.) A blokes' weekend away. Yarns, jokes, good-humoured sledging, clowning around...the usual guy-time thing, right? But for these five Kiwi chaps - a high country farmer, a radio DJ, a businessman, a photographer and a shoe-string traveller called Blanket Boy- it gets a bit more complicated when it's decided...they're going to India, with a bat and a ball and a quest to play cricket wherever they can. Print and Kindle version. Shot, Boom, Score! (Middle grade fiction). A hilarious story about a boy who is promised a Gamebox V3 by his dad if he scores 20 wickets in cricket and 10 tries in rugby, but is foiled at every turn by the class bully. Here's the book as published by Allen and Unwin and the Kindle version. Here's Justin in a Woman's Weekly interview revealing the disgusting habit you thought only ten-year-olds did. Kiwi Speak Paperback Kiwi Speak (Non-fiction.) Do you speak Nu Zild? Over 150 years New Zealanders have developed their own take on the English language. And it's not just about fush and chups. Rather it's about the often hilarious and sometime downright baffling New Zealandisms Kiwis use in all sorts of situations, and for all types of pastimes and passions. Kiwi Speak is a premium bestseller, now in its fifth reprint. Others in the series are Rugby Speak and Cricket Speak. UK on a G-String (Non-fiction.) It was the bet of a lifetime - and if Justin Brown lost, he'd be forced to go to the other side of the world and pay his way home as a door-to-door busker. Sure enough, wannabe musician Brown found himself penniless and freezing. Armed with a duffle coat and a guitar, he travels the country in mid-winter, knocking on doors and singing for his supper. In UK on a G-String, Brown delivers an hilarious account of his journey, showing why he's become an award- winning travel writer and bestselling author. (The U.S version of this book is entitled One Man, 23 Beers and a Crazy Bet.) In Search of Swingers (Non-fiction.) Justin Brown has the crazy idea of touring the U.S and playing golf with whoever is on the front page of the newspaper in every town he visits. Amazingly, he's not arrested. With charm and wit, he blags his way into meeting clowns, Stevie Wonder impersonators, crocodile wranglers and drunken beauty queens. In Search of Swingers is a journey full of mayhem, self discovery and as it turns out, very little golf. You'll laugh and cringe at the situations this New Zealander gets into in a book that will restore your faith in mad journeys and the kindness of strangers. The Dog That Ate The Bathroom (Children's fiction.) Mr Nut is a naughty dog, but that doesn't mean you won't love him. Find out what happens when our canine hero pushes the boundaries even more than normal. This is a picture ebook written for all ages with brilliant illustrations by Guy Harkness. This is one of the the many online outlets where you can buy the book. Here are the author's daughters reading the story.

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